Things you wouldn’t expect to hear at church

I’ve wanted to start a series like this for some time. Not like a part 1 through whatever series, but just random things that I hear at LifePoint from time to time. These may at times be serious but more times than not they won’t be. So here goes my first one.

From the praise and worship leader:

“Ok, we’ll go two times through the kazoo solo and when you hear the bike horn we’ll go back into the chorus strong.”

I think the funiest part of that sentence is the fact that it was attached to an actual worship song and not some type of funny special song. And the fact that he had the kazoo and the bike horn in one of those neck gizmos.